So my oldest friend, Mike Martin, from Seattle flew into Chicago for a wedding and we planned a guys night out while my wife, Monica Roberts, stayed at home with our toddler. I had no idea that Mike and Monica had planned to have sex on our couch after we got home and I went to sleep. Yup, my wife and oldest friend hooked up in our house after I fell asleep. She claims that she never went downstairs, but who sends nude pics of themselves and just stop when the opportunity is right there. Divorce is on the horizon, but watch out. If you meet her she’ll ruin your life and screw your friends.