Every person satisfy Calgary’s dirtiest MILF: Jolene Roberts. She appears like God aimed to fuse Mila Kunis with Barbara Streisand and also doomed the globe with the inhuman production we call Jolene, rather. This 34 years of age blow-sniffing, interest looking for, inadequate instance of a mommy invests her days partying with 18-26 years of age. Jolene does not appear to offer a damn concerning that she resembles a determined slut, spreading her legs for whoever considers her twice. She dated a person 10 years her junior for concerning 2 years and also her dumbass returned to him over and also over once more, after she captured him dishonesty and also texting various other ladies practically EVERY day. She attempts to play the sufferer yet the craziest point is that, she reverses whenever she damages it off with him as well as f * cks a brand-new individual, after that runs back to her psycho partner since no one else will certainly take her seriously. Jolene when reduced up her wrists over her loser ex-boyfriend as well as sent out images to actually everyone on her Snapchat. That the f * ck does that?! This flat-assed rat with a messed up breast implant has 2 children that she never ever sees, as well as possibly for a damn excellent factor. The female can not appear to creep out of her pepsi-fueled f * ckfest enough time to take a min to attempt as well as obtain her children back in her life. She’s frequently between work as a housemaid, however quickly sufficient, she will certainly more than likely be offering her unpleasant twat to old guys on backpage; no one will certainly employ a careless drug-addict that does not turn up due to the fact that she keeps up all evening tweaking. You’re possibly asking yourself now, “Why does this bitch associate children 10 years below her?” The solution is basic: these intoxicated, pepsied-out losers do not know any kind of much better. Do not be misleaded, Calgary, Jolene could appear wonderful, however beneath the stacks of leatherlike, old and wrinkly tan skin and also silicone, she’s primarily Satan with chicken-legs.