KERRYN LISA RING (Formally Townend) is the w**** of Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast QLD (Australia). She is renowned for sleeping with anything that wears a police uniform, as long as an alcoholic drink comes with it. She’s married to a Boat Master Brooke Ring, yet every time he’s away, she’s off on her drunken sexual escapades with the boys in Blue. She has STD’s, and shares them around to all she comes in contact with. She loves Swingers Parties, loves the taste of “Random” strangers of both sexes, one time even vomiting on two men while they were having sex with her.